are you fucking kidding me
Fuck my life and everything around me. I could never. How the hell?
why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
BECAUSE WE NEED SUMMER OFF TO PLANT AND HARVEST OUR VALUABLE CROPS BEFORE THE FIRST FROST HITS AND OUR FAMILIES DIE BECAUSE WE DIDNT FILL OUR SHED WITH PICKLED FOOD
Wtf is pickled food?
No. I don’t want someone else to make you happy. I’m the only one. Is that selfish? I’m sorry. I just love you. A lot.
I was curious what the gender neutral equivalent of niece and nephew is so I googled it
that’s literally the most adorable word I’ve ever heard in my entire life
My mom knows Santa omfg
she smooth suckin ya fatha dick
"My dad’s dead." *kinda awkward*
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
My life story exactly